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An app that facilitates putting middle-aged people together for 5 minutes of spontaneous, innocuous, and anonymous physical interactions (like making out) in public spaces, providing a brief, exciting, and consequence-free social experience.
Like no shit. How many times was there 30-40 people around a bonfire or in a basement and several bottles of Boone’s and cases of Miller Genuine Draft and soft packs of Marlboro or Camel (lights, of course). And then you’d meet some other random person and both act cooler than you really were and then you’d make out for 20 minutes and it just kind of ended all innocuous and great and you’d go back home exhausted the next day with a smile on your face. No pregnancy scares, no social media posts or pictures getting texted around… just little blips in history filled with a thousand smiles from other amazingly-awesome and completely non-consequential nights. That is what I miss most, I believe… beyond the obvious of all of my hair, a painless body, fading eyesight, and my grandparents 👍🏼 —edit— I think they should have an app that facilitates putting middle-aged people together for 5 minutes of spontaneous, innocuous, and anonymous making out. Like I just saw you on the pasta aisle in the grocery store and the vibe was there; ten minutes later, we are making out for a few minutes behind the store near the loading dock. You’d walk away with nothing but a first name, a smile, and a shot of life-filling adrenaline in an otherwise soul-sucking world. Could you imagine how awesome your kid’s baseball practice or cooking dinner would be afterward??? Just throwing it out there 👍🏼